Nelson Baboon - Evil Brain Chinese Noodles

by Nelson Baboon

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"Dedicated to the memory of Matt Fretton/Antmanbee"

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released 05 February 2014

gameoflifelabel.com

release/catalogue number: Lif26

"slither johnson wiggles down my spinefuck like an emasculating she-demon. rusted garbage net ruptures the synaptic minefield. lesch-nyhan infected sealions herald the arrival of the great Baboonking. non-linear, sharpened ghosts challenge the presence of the contagious sealions. a cold war ensues for the next 90 billion cycles, threats of self cannibalization vs. the dispersal of our atomic zombie selves as we know it. a rival but sympathetic jellyfish removes the cerebral thorn contained in the heel of the great Baboobking's ass. a romance is formed between the genetically reconstituted Baboonking and the distorted reflection of His former Self. a new race of hyper aggressive cave-baboons now runs amok in this Sodom of the urethra. only thru the consumption of nazi bone marrow can the few who have escaped the cave-baboons survive. finally hope emerges when Lucifer herself appears nude upon a cross of flesh and testicular fluid. a screaming canine pulls her body from the crucifix, limb by limb, forming a bloody pile of Satanic body parts and entrails. and here appears the Baboonking, who performs the spell of the Golem on this seeming heap of smudged death. and so a clay Lucifer is formed, now under the direct command of the Baboonking, which is then used to vanquish the world of all Prophet 08's, as well as all those not fully educated in linguistics and semantics, thus bringing about an era of endless peace where the Baboonking is eternally right, forever."

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